
"Hey, you! Yeah, you! The person gawking at the screen! Name's Mariah. I'm here to sell you stuff. And YOU'RE here to make me lots of cash. Pretty simple trade, yeah? My goods are of the highest quality and will fulfill all of your material needs. So quit wasting my time by reading this and start handing over the dough!"
"'Howdy-O'? What the hell does that even mean? I ain't even convinced it's a real word. It's a baby word. A made up word! And I ain't no made up baby." - Mariah
HOWDY-O, CAMPERS! Everyone's favorite slang-wielding, volcano-headed National Park Girl is coming at ya with some fresh digs. This retro design shirt by Cresscin is sure to make you say "Dope AF!"
• 100% combed ringspun cotton
• Heather Grey is 90% combed ringspun cotton and 10% polyester
• Dark Heather Grey, Heather Green, and Heather Blue are 35% combed ringspun cotton and 65% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 30 singles
• Classic semi-contoured silhouette with side seam
• Tear-away label
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Seamed collarette
• Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Haiti, or Nicaragua
Size guide
WIDTH | LENGTH | |
S (inches) | 17 ¼ | 25 ½ |
M (inches) | 19 ¼ | 26 |
L (inches) | 21 ¼ | 27 |
XL (inches) | 23 ¼ | 28 |
2XL (inches) | 25 ¼ | 28 ½ |
WIDTH | LENGTH | |
S (cm) | 43.8 | 64.8 |
M (cm) | 48.9 | 66 |
L (cm) | 54 | 68.6 |
XL (cm) | 59 | 71.1 |
2XL (cm) | 64.1 | 72.4 |