"Hey, you! Yeah, you! The person gawking at the screen! Name's Mariah. I'm here to sell you stuff. And YOU'RE here to make me lots of cash. Pretty simple trade, yeah? My goods are of the highest quality and will fulfill all of your material needs. So quit wasting my time by reading this and start handing over the dough!"
"Rangers are such a pain in the butt. Always yappin' about how I can't 'dig on public land' or garbage like that. I might crack open a beer with this one, though." - Mariah
Take your favorite cranky park ranger everywhere you go with this adorable 2" acrylic keychain!
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